Uncensored dicks, on the other hand? Those are rarer. Have you noticed that there are a surprising number of recent big games that show uncensored penises? Warning: this post contains uncensored NSFW pictures! How many games these days feature uncensored dicks? Are there more now than there used to be? What kinds of dicks do games depict—are they circumsized, for example?
Sorry, Hot Coffee. With all that said Here are the ways that video games have depicted dicks over the years. One of the earliest known video game dicks is, unsurprisingly, also a controversial one. The goal of the game was to make it across the screen to a tied up Native American woman, all while avoiding arrows. If Custer makes it there safely, he rapes the woman.
Turns out, penises are surprisingly common in early video games. The Atari was also blessed with the release of X-Man , a pornographic game that has nothing to do with mutants. In this game, a man tries to make his way out of a labyrinth. If players are successful, they are rewarded with a sex scene:.
X-Man also proves that the issue of perfecting and failing at breast physics is a phenomenon as old as the industry itself. The most ridiculous out of all these early Atari games has to be Bachelor Party , though. Also, substitute the ball with a naked man with a raging erection. Most of these games are kind of As those of you who have played Rampage before know, the monsters in Rampage are actually humans who survived experimentation. And if you happen to take enough damage as a monster while playing World Tour, the godzilla-like creatures will all revert back to their human forms—which happen to be naked.
While the characters cover themselves up quickly, you can still catch a glimpse of some wang. Naturally, a series like Leisure Suit Larry —which is all about seducing women—has depicted some nudity from time to time.
Surprisingly, this also includes the protagonist himself! This dick belongs to Piggsy, a disturbing antagonist from Manhunt. Look at that infected, raw-looking dick in Penumbra.
It may also be the hairiest dong in games. Not without glitches or modding, at least. Years later, they would go on to do something similar in Beyond: Two Souls. Also, it looks like Ethan manscapes—no detail is too small, I guess! During a morgue portion in Amnesia , players can find the naked body of a deceased man on table. Spooky, right? Which, by the way, belongs to Satan. Because of course it does. And now for an inclusion out of left field.
In a Nintendo game. Not only do the models in Rust have dicks, players have actually taken to trolling each other because of it. In this video, you can watch YouTuber NormalDifficulty go around with a band of naked men who force other players to take off their pants The player gets saved just in the nick of time.
No digital dongs were harmed in the making of this video game. Thankfully, eagle-eyed Nick Robinson caught it for us. But, interestingly, after players figured out how to mod GTA , some put on the flaccid penis model to troll and harass other GTA Online players. More specifically, players would pretend to rape other players while using this specific penis model.
Apotheon looks like a Greek myth lifted straight off an old piece of pottery—so it makes sense that it has so many dicks. Erect dicks, too! Which, you know For this, we will also commend 's Loadout :. Shin Megami Tensei games sure love a demon with a good cock. The one that most people know about is the dick chariot, Mara:.
This is a real character, which you can use to attack enemies in SMT games. Hilariously, there are actually enough penis monsters in SMT to make a top ten list. While the dicks are censored, you actually have to play through an entire level like this—all cut up and naked.
And, there you have it. After a dry spell in the 90s, dick production in video games seems to have come back into fashion in the s, particularly in the last five years. It could be that developers are becoming bolder. It could be a bit of a wait, but you never know. The A. Patricia Hernandez. Filed to: NSFW. Share This Story. Get our newsletter Subscribe. Zombies 3.